when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
O O O O O F F COA UR S E ITT S S AN ARRRNGE E E I juS T TOOO L L D YOU IT S AN AR RRN G E
68. Muggleborns get a toaster to work at hogwarts, but don’t tell the purebloods what’s going to happen so then when the toast pops out instantaneously it scares the living daylights out of the purebloods and they all scream bloody murder.
so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw
then i came across this gem
and this last one was pure gold
god bless you off bug spray
i think we all know who’s really responsible for the extreme weather
Can we all just appreciate Finland being a mom here?
"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"