dating me means dating my anxiety and my random spouts of depression it means dating my panic attacks at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day for that matter it means dating my mood swings where i get really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities and how i’m not good enough because i’m never good enough
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
You smooth motherfucker
people glorify men so much in society even if they look like toenails like literally
martin freeman looks like a literal hobbit and called lucy liu ugly and a dog and y’all wanna lick his asshole yet people pay people with cameras to follow rihanna and anne hathaway around to try to take pictures of them with no makeup so they can call them ugly and that’s like so terrifying
that’s like literally terrifying
When YouTubers mention other YouTubers
One time I was almost killed by a sharknado but there weren’t any sharks in it at all
then it was a regular airnado
"Armin Arlert is probably gonna go down as one of the most overrated characters in SNK."
how completely wrong can one sentence be
when are they gonna give it a rest with armin
he’s getting kind of old tbh
and I’m getting real tired of seeing him slapped onto all the merch
Darn that Armin taking over the whole freakin fanbase
Most overrated character in history amirite
Hate doesn’t breed hate. Hate inspires anger in victims of hatred and that anger is called hatred to delegitimize it and villainize people. If you wanna help people who are victims then first you gotta stop acting like they’re just as bad their oppressors and abusers.
want to burn 1000s of calories fast???
- try to put your bed sheets on your bed
what guys say PMS does:
- turns women into emotional bitches
what PMS actually does:
- increases breast size from retaining water
- increases sex drive
- lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism
also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic
When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
holy shit you’re really doing it