My name is Michaela, although I kinda answer to anything. I'm 16, live in America's penis, and have weird obsessions with things upon of which that I am fixated on. I always, mostly, follow back.

 

emiliederocksfort:

So I was at work the other day and emptied out a box aND I FOUND THE FUCKING BOX GHOST

emiliederocksfort:

So I was at work the other day and emptied out a box aND I FOUND THE FUCKING BOX GHOST

Get to Know Me, Get to Know me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name?

2. How old are you?

3. What is your birthday?

4. What is your zodiac sign?

5. What is your favorite color?

6. What's your lucky number?

7. Do you have any pets?

8. Where are you from?

9. How tall are you?

10. What shoe size are you?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

12. What was your last dream about?

13. What talents do you have?

14. Are you psychic in any way?

15. Favorite song?

16. Favorite movie?

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

18. Do you want children?

19. Do you want a church wedding?

20. Are you religious?

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

24. Baths or showers?

25. What color socks are you wearing?

26. Have you ever been famous?

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

28. What type of music do you like?

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

32. How big is your house?

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

35. Have you ever tried archery?

36. Favorite clean word?

37. Favorite swear word?

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

39. Do you have any scars?

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

41. Are you a good liar?

42. Are you a good judge of character?

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

44. Do you have a strong accent?

45. What is your favorite accent?

46. What is your personality type?

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

48. Can you curl your tongue?

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

50. Left or right handed?

51. Are you scared of spiders?

52. Favorite food?

53. Favorite foreign food?

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

55. Most used phrased?

56. Most used word?

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

58. Do you have much of an ego?

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

60. Do you talk to yourself?

61. Do you sing to yourself?

62. Are you a good singer?

63. Biggest Fear?

64. Are you a gossip?

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?

66. Do you like long or short hair?

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

68. Favorite school subject?

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

71. What makes you nervous?

72. Are you scared of the dark?

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

74. Are you ticklish?

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

78. Have you ever done drugs?

79. Who was your first real crush?

80. How many piercings do you have?

81. Can you roll your Rs?"

82. How fast can you type?

83. How fast can you run?

84. What color is your hair?

85. What color is your eyes?

86. What are you allergic to?

87. Do you keep a journal?

88. What do your parents do?

89. Do you like your age?

90. What makes you angry?

91. Do you like your own name?

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

94. What are you strengths?

95. What are your weaknesses?

96. How did you get your name?

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

98. Do you have any scars?

99. Color of your bedspread?

100. Color of your room?

pantscankillpeople:

teaalloveryourface:

someone started this going round again and i randomly had my phone going off every 10 minutes at like 3am the other day when i gained a load of random followers

so hello to you and a happy new year to everyone else

… this is not what i wanted my fandom to be remembered for

otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

shinjimikami:

Shinjimikami’s 3DS Giveaway:

What’s the occasion? Who cares. I barely even touch my 3DS. Stop asking me where and how I get my stuff. The 3D on this is broke but I doubt anyone cares for the 3D function anyway. Everything else works fine. Included w/ a charger. (NO GAMES!!)

The rules are simple:

  • You must be following me. I will be checking to see if you follow me. If you do not follow me and you reblog this, you have no chance of winning.
  • I will be using a generator to randomize the winner.
  • Liking this post does not count.
  • No duplicate blogs are allowed to reblog this.
  • You can ONLY reblog this once. Please don’t spam.
  • The giveaway will end the on the first day of E3 (June 10th)
  • YOU MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH GIVING ME YOUR ADDRESS and yes I do ship out of states as well… You better be thankful.

space-c0ps:

I don’t know if you guys have seen the recent thefinebros video where they rickrolled famous youtubers

but

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mandocommand0:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

nosleeptilbushwick:

now that’s a tinyhouse i could live in.

this is literally all I want and need in life. this is the best.

Want so bad

(Source: tinyhousebuild.com)

marialuisa-pr:

gynocraticgrrl:

Jessica Rey presents the history of the evolution of the swimsuit including the origins of its design, how it has changed overtime and the post-feminist association of the bikini symbolizing female empowerment. She refers to neuro-scientific studies revealing how male brains react to images of scantily clad women versus images of women deemed modest and what the implications of the results are for women in society.

(Note: As the OP, I disagree with Rey’s approach to putting the onus on women to alter ourselves rather than to alter the male perception of women – brain wiring has plenty to do with socialization and if we worked against the culture that fuels men’s objectification of women, women’s clothing choices would matter far less in terms of how men perceive us and determine how to interact with us).

Jessica Rey - The Evolution of the Swim Suit

bolding mine

citizen: it's a bird!

citizen: it's a plane!

*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*

superman: it's a metaphor